Congratulations, drunk assholes that made in home in one piece from the bar/tavern/club places that serve hooch, without getting pulled over and getting dui, plowing your car into something and…

Why the hell would a guy offer to take his family out for mothers day, fully knowing that said mother will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS. pick one of the following three…

I did that thing I hate again today,. I helped Bella buy a couple of video games but they were buy two get one free off the used  ps2 games….

Well now I feel like a horrible person, per usual I never have enough sympathy for Greg, Its ONLY a freaking foot cramp from not moving around and sitting all…

apparently my nephew likes to eat soap, dish soap, laundry soap, body wash soap….any soap he can get find and get hold of…and its driving my sis nuts.

wtf I feel like my childhood has been raped, Bond doesn’t fucking drink coke much less coke zero, that shit tastes like it has rotten limes in it